"Life begins on the other side of despair", says R2D2 trundling away over the dunes.

Does what it says.

“I can’t believe it lasted this long,” said “US Ambassador to the UN” Susan Rice laughing, “who would really believe that there is this magical agency that would, like, be responsible for solving all the problems in the whole world?"

This is fanfic for the Moffat/Gatiss version.

(;,;)

Is this a discussion?

Ryanair is not named here. But anyone considering flying Ryanair should watch this.

Dune reimagined as a children's book

The official video. Wouldn't it be

The Daleks' Morris Dance

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible motivational poster. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go.

"Belinda, I just can’t understand how something so small can be so impressive.” “Well, Mark, *you* would know about that."

Classification of young American females according to Brian Wilson. (The Beach Boy, not the North Down politician.)

"You want a better Ireland. Of course you do. We don't. We want one that we can be in charge of." Also, wigs.

HËNJ

"He was *trying* to *flirt* with you!" "Well, he wasn't very good at it!"

The U.S. Supreme Court announced Monday that it would have to review two weeks' worth of procedure after determining it had mistakenly based its last three rulings on a copy of the Belgian constitution left in the justices' chambers. "When I presented my case on legal citizenship status under proposed changes to immigration law, I w…

"Goodnight Moon", but not as we know it.

We laughed out loud at the one for the Flowers Vacola Bottling Outfit.

oh god yes

Dealing with marketing phone calls

Excellent commentary - transferable to many situations.

Judging by the newspaper coverage, successful A-Level students are mainly female and cute.

If you can't stand the cold, stay out of the kitchen...