Some of these jokes are very venerable indeed - Roy Jenkins as King John XV!
"The critics said his writing was clumsy, ungrammatical, repetitive and repetitive. They said it was full of unnecessary tautology."
Davros learns the reason for every Dalek defeat. "Bugger!"
Quite funny (and short).
Warning - one of these is *both* an 18th-century Connecticutian *and* a Muppet!
The first of these is the best. (From @paul_cornell)
"I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again."
...in the style of Lawrence Olivier as Richard III.
"The dead monarch, Richard Plantagenet, was called for a reassessment of his fitness for work by ATOS – which carries out disability assessments on behalf of the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) - after it was discovered the deposed King had spent years lying in a Leicester City Council car park doing absolutely nothing."
Some of these are hilarious.
The General Council of Monty Python have today rejected moves to enable women to become directors of Monty Python films. This comes twenty years after it was agreed that women could attempt to tell jokes on screen, but were not allowed to ascend to the position of director.
Ah, the old ones are the best.
Hilarious.
"Think really hard for one second: Do you really want to be doing this? Hungarian? Really?" asks the instructional software, which subsequently reminds users that the Hungarian language contains a 44-letter alphabet, with each noun having 17 different forms.
This got quite a lot of comments when I posted it elsewhere, but for some reason forgot to list it here.
Speaks for itself really!
'A simple, classic T-shirt always says "I'm here to have fun." Unless of course it actually says "Doctor Who."'
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