If only all press releases were like this:

Opera release a new browser, offering users to "Choose your level of corporateness... Use the slider to choose between super-geek and super-suit. If you really like buzzwords, go full corp..." Very clever. Not only do they cater to all tastes, they ensure wider coverage by helping the geeks to laugh at the suits and PR hacks, and making the latter laugh at themselves. Which is why I'm laughing. Despite not knowing which group I belong to. Both, perhaps?